how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
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spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
Dear male Senators,
Remember that, with some effort, it’s possible to lose weight. But no amount of effort will make your faces look any better.
"there are no consequences to my actions anymore! I’m like a white male u.s. senator!" -leslie knope, but also actual white male u.s. senators (x)